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FluidExtractOfHell

What the bottle does. One year's work. Untold crime, misery, woe, want, weeping, wailing, war, shame, disgrace, disease, degradation, debauchery, destruction, death, riot, revelry RUIN and $2,000,000,000 in cold, hard cash. 100,000 orphaned children. 40,000 widowed mothers. Fluid Extract of Hell. Guaranteed to kill boys. 100,000 Drunkards die yearly. 100,000 Boys take their places. 2,500 smothered babies. 3,000 murdered wives. 60,000 fallen girls. 100,000 criminals. 10,000 murders. 10,000 paupers. 100,000 insane. 5,000 suicides. Cartoon of all of the negative effects of alcohol. Image courtesy of Virginia Commonwealth University
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