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More on self control!

From Stephen Colbert.

For your viewing pleasure.

And remember–be attentive!



Casting Call!

Hello all,

We need a couple of people wiling to pretend to be part of filmed fake
experiments for a documentary (by Oscar-nominated documentarians Salty
Features) on our lab’s work. We need fake researchers, fake
participants, fake passers-by; the works. Acting experience would be
best, of course, but if you can convincingly sit in a chair, well, we
have parts for you too.

Filming will take place on the mornings of Thursday, January 24th and
Friday, January 25th. On both days, we’ll be breaking up the filming
into three sessions – one session running from 9:45 AM to 11:00, one
from 10:45 to 12:00, and one from 11:45 to 1:00. We’ll be able to pay
$12 per session (via Amazon Gift Card), and, if you’re free and we
like you, you’d be more than welcome to sign up for multiple sessions.

If you, or any of your friends are interested, please let Nick
Buttrick, at, know. We’re filling slots on a first-come
basis, so the sooner you can respond, the better.

Irrationally yours


Good day from Dan!

On this, the first day of class.