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Andrew Tsai

Andrew

You think you know who I am? You think you want to know who I am? Well, I know who I am. And you know that I know who I am. You want to think you know that I know who I am. BUT I know you want to think you know that I know who I am, but only I want to know and only I truely know who I am. Fact.

Questions. Tomato, Pen, Jack-hammer. Wrong. Tea Kettle.

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I'm from Terp nation bois, and I am a lightning fast, unbeatable, beautiful, elegant, tennis master. Call me sensei Tsai. Wax on wax off dudes.

The fam is always at the top of my list...a close second is LION KING. Mufasa was my idol growing up. He is my idol now. And HE WILL be my idol till the end of my days. When that hoe they call Scar killed him, I shed my first tear.

Fly me to the moon and call me Eileen. You can take away my musical talents. I breath whole notes and fart half notes. I can simply look at my trombone and it'll play.

I shall with a haiku ... the best you will ever read, smell, touch, hear, and believe

a e i o u
i will always poo poo poo
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