My name is George Smith. I’m from New Orleans, and I am exceptionally bad at submitting things on time, especially descriptions for rush pages. Douglas Adams once said, “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” This basically describes my life. When I’m not missing deadlines, I can be found backpacking, eating whatever Leslie Niiro just baked, or aspiring to be an astronaut. Also be my friend chilluns. I want all the friends.